he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Operation Purity has been aborted
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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