I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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