think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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