I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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