I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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