Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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