dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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