Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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