can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"