we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
