I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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