i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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