I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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