Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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