Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she pinky promised me she was 18
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i drank out of a bidet.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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