maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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