So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
