Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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