Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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