Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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