READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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