She's JV to your varsity
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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