They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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