Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
You smell like a Billy Joel song
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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