my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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