For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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