man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
