Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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