I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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