Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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