Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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