Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
