you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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