I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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