No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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