After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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