he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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