it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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