How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We have started to decorate penises.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
