well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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