Do vagina's smell?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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