Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
