Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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