it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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