omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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