His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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