I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize