OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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