is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. š
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You know itās going to be a rough day when you scream āGet fuckedā at your alarm clock
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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