I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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