If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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