Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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