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i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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