I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
