i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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