so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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