My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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